First, they sold out the 100 limited edition wood emojis first advertised by Nick Offerman as a parody. Then they upped that number to 500. Yeah, those sold out as well. Well, guess what? Now they’ll just keep selling them! Who knows when they’ll stop (ok, it says in 9 days). Click HERE to snatch one up before they go poof. All proceeds go to the Children’s Defense Fund so not only can you have a huge emoji doorstop but you’ll be helping a worthwhile fund this holiday season. Winning!

Andy still wishes that money was going toward the purchase of his boat.

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