Followers of No, You Shut Up are well aware that the program previously highlighted fans celebrating their birthdays with a NYSU Birthday Honor Roll (“honour,” if you are fancy). Of course, because you NYSU fans can’t have nice things, instead of providing birthdays, the Honor Roll quickly devolved into the divulgement of murder confessions. So, to please the people, NYSU has compiled some of those confessions read by your trusted host, Paul F. Tompkins. Enjoy, you filthy animals!
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