Video Licks: “Elizabethan White Lead Makeup On A Budget” in A New BEAUTY’S ALWAYS BEEN A B*TCH

So how exactly did ladies cover up their diseased faces back in Elizabethan days? With poisonous lead, of course! You see, with just a simple concoction, every woman could spackle themselves pretty with a generous white layer of that lead based makeup. For a mere tuppance, that’s two British pennies to you, anyone could look “coffin-ready!” Now isn’t that a deal?!!! Watch how one strapped for cash woman demonstrates the fashion of Queen Elizabeth I‘s time. Enjoy another great episode of the series Beauty’s Always Been A B*tch, if you dare! (WARNING: DO NOT try this or risk swollen eyes, enamel-less teeth, blackened skin, baldness, and yes, DEATH!)

This episode was written and directed by HONORA TALBOTT. It stars STEPHANIE CARRIE and VLAD PEREZ. The series was created and produced by HONORA TALBOTT and STEPHANIE CARRIE.

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