We just can’t get enough of Patton Oswalt‘s live tweet sessions. Our interweb master of Twitter ceremonies came up with some real zingers last night during the Grammy Awards. Check out our favorites NOW!
Every year I watch the #GRAMMYs and realize we're that much closer to living in the movie THE APPLE.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 27, 2014
I wish Johnny Carson were still alive just to hear him say, "Macklemore." #GRAMMYs
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 27, 2014
Let's hear it for Katy Perry's dance troupe, Groyne Pulle! #GRAMMYs
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 27, 2014
I can't take the dark, existential despair of the #GRAMMYs. In 6 minutes I'm switching over to #TrueDetective.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 27, 2014
Oh man, I want Kraftwerk and Kris Kristofferson to form a supergroup called The KKK. #LifetimeAcheivement #GRAMMYs
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 27, 2014
"Please don't make me go onstage again." — Pharrell's hat. #GRAMMYs
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 27, 2014
That was one ROCKIN' phlegm ball clearing, Steven Tyler! #GRAMMYs
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 27, 2014
I wish someone would say, "Klaatu barada nikto" to Daft Punk oh Christ, I'm an old fat fatty fat nerd fat fatty. #GRAMMYs
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 27, 2014
"Well, your mom & I got married at the 2014 Grammys. Madonna was dressed as Boss Hogg. So, yeah, we're divorcing." #GRAMMYs
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 27, 2014