Quick Dish NY: STAR F*CKERS ‘Astrology but Make It Comedy’ Tonight at Union Hall

Union Hall

Hey NY, when the power goes out that means you can see the stars more clearly! TONIGHT comedians Melissa Stokoski, Karolena Theresa and Brian Bahe (all Virgos) and Resident Astrologist Lizzie Martinez (Taurus) welcome you to another installment of STAR F*CKERS where the comedy deeply entrenched in the science of astrology bursts out on stage. TONIGHT, July 15th, at Union Hall, which happens to be in the month of the oh so crabby CANCER sign, you will enjoy another stellar lineup of comedians all born under the current zodiac sign. Yes, I can’t think about this astrological sign without immediately relating it to Spongebob Squarepants’ Mr Krabs, who lives under WATER and whose daughter just happens to be called PEARL! Coincidence? I think not! Check out these Krabby comics this very Waxing Gibbous moon soaked evening:

Arti Gollapudi

Emily Panic

Dave Mizzoni

Deeply anaylyze those horoscopes, come then laugh it up with Star F*ckers.

Mentions: Doors: 7:30 PM / Show: 8 PM. Tickets HERE. Union Hall is located at 702 Union St., Brooklyn, NY, 11215.