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Video Licks: Toni Nagy’s “I DON’T GIVE A SHHHHHH” is Your Chill New Quarantine Anthem

Video Licks: Toni Nagy’s “I DON’T GIVE A SHHHHHH” is Your Chill New Quarantine Anthem
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Let’s face it, our lives have taken a total Missy Elliot “flip it and reverse it” since this quarantine was understandably forced upon us. No longer is there a necessity for the niceties we once put great stock in. TONI NAGY demonstrates this perfectly in her wonderful, new quarantine anthem “I DON’T GIVE A SHHHHHH.” Say “bye-bye” to the constraining bras, g-strings, daily showers, constant laundering, salons, mani-pedis, waxes, and FOCUS on making little ole you greater than ever! Enjoy, you stinky quaran-babes!

This rap video stars Toni Nagy and Bridget Barkan. Beats by@wesaldrich. Lyrics below because we know you like to sing along:

Now that it’s quarantine, no more skinny jeans 
PJ’s all day, G-string IN YOUR DREAMS! (your dreams) 

I let the girls hang low, let them wobble to and fro 
Burn your bras, keep it raw, all this pressure’s got go 

Rockn’ mumu’s, take a poo poo 
Next to my man, while he zoom zooms 

I haven’t showered all week, 
but who cares ‘cause now I wanna freak 

It’s a quandary, why do laundry? 
Getting comfy with all my lumpies 

And I haven’t been to the salon, 
not my hair, not my nails, ‘cause that sh*ts wrong…

but I don’t give a sh*t.

I’m gonna relax, take a break from the wax 
‘cause I don’t give a sh*t
Gonna let my hair down, from my pits to down town 
‘cause I don’t give a sh*t
Gonna keep my face bare no cover up – Like the government did with the assassination of JFK… 
‘cause I don’t give a sh*t

It’s been two months and I’m looking like a sasquatch 
‘Stash growing out, and the jungle book in my crotch (my crotch) 

All the money and time that I spent to look good, 
now I’m fluent in French and a Polynesian cook 

Make a grilled cheese, do Pilates 
Pull a grey hair, but who cares… 

And I make me feel like a natural woman 
And I’m smelling like cumin 

‘cause I don’t give a sh*t

I’m gonna relax, take a break from the wax 
‘cause I don’t give a sh*t
Gonna let my hair down, from my pits to down town 
‘cause I don’t give a sh*t
Gonna keep my face bare no cover up – Like the government did with World Trade Center 7 
I don’t give a sh*t

TBH, I miss those days, performing my femininity 
Painting my face, pinching my waist, pushing up my ti-i-ties 

Wait, are you wearing mascara? 

I just missed seeing my eyelashes! 

Take that off… take that off 

Ugh these beauty standards are so fucked up 

but so is imposed masculinity  

I don’t give a sh*t

I’m gonna relax, take a break from the wax 
‘cause I don’t give a sh*t
Gonna keep my face bare no cover up – like how the medical industrial complex profits off of the sick and dying and our politicians directly make money from manipulating the stock market as poor people lose their jobs and billionaires get richer!  

See that right there? I give a sh*t about that…

Mentions: More hilarity from Toni HERE.

One Response to Video Licks: Toni Nagy’s “I DON’T GIVE A SHHHHHH” is Your Chill New Quarantine Anthem

  1. Sue Taylor May 29, 2020 at 8:06 am

    Love the words to this about the government. So true. Love the other words about women not having to dress up each day. So true. Wish I could have seen the video, but couldn’t on comedycake .com.

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