Did you miss the first episode of season four of Game of Thrones? Do no fret mon petit cherie and cheri! Funny or Die’s Gay of Thrones is back to tell you everything you missed. This week Jonathan the hairdresser guides you through the Two Swords episode with his signature pop culture references and plot summaries that that tickle the funny bone. Enjoy The Liar and The Hoes!

(I’m just putting the SPOILERS warning out there for all you scaredy cats.)

Mentions: Gay of Thrones is written by Erin Gibson and Jeffrey Self. The cast includes Jonathan Van Ness, Alison Becker and Mr. Self.