Video Licks: See The Naughty Side of The Elf on THE SHELF Ritual in Kate Hackett’s New Parody
Just when you thought the holidays couldn’t possibly be linked to a cult, in walks the “Elf on The Shelf movement.” It appears we have a whistleblower (the very first Elf on The Shelf) who is revealing all the in and outs of this dastardly affair. Gary, aka Advent, has led a bunch of Santa’s workers astray under the guise of building Kris Kringle a whole new sleigh. Who knew things would get sooo out of hand?! Apparently, this “naughty or nice” program got just about depraved as a sinister elf can get. Enjoy Kate Hackett’s NXIVM parody, THE SHELF, now. (WARNING: Don’t watch this vid with your little ones if they are pro-Shelf-Elf).