This Saturday, March 11, do you know what time it is? Ian Lockwood’s Girlfriend Pageant time! NYC welcomes back the one, the only, pop-star-comedian Ian Lockwood, in his quest to find a heterosexual girlfriend. The hunt for love continues… but when a private eye is hired by his enemies, will Ian’s greatest secret be exposed? And will this revelation be the end of the pageant? Only one way to find out! Twenty contestant will compete in four rounds — Gown, Age, Talent, Verisimilitude, and Emotional Support. A winner will be crowned and reigned girlfriend for one year and receive a year supply of hot dogs from Jonathan’s Crazy Hot Dogs (one year supply of hot dogs is defined as 1000 dogs delivered in one shipment, baby). Does it get any wilder? The cast of contestants will include:
With Judges Joseph Lymous & James Hamilton!