Sweet Tweets: Baron Vaughn
To all the people that are motivated, driven, passionate, focused on getting what they want and eventually do – go fuck yourselves. — Baron Vaughn (@barvonblaq) May 24, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Marlo Meekins
A hummingbird just landed next to me BEAT THAT — Marlo Meekins (@MarloMeekins) May 22, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Michael Ian Black
What if Subway not only helps you lose weight like Jared but also makes you look like Jared? — Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) May 21, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Ron Funches
People keep looking at me weird when I ask them what they’re doing for xbox day. Where I come from a new system reveal is a holiday. Savages — Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) May 20, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Kumail Nanjiani
You know what sucks? When your nemesis can pilot a plane. — Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) May 17, 2013
Sweets Tweets: Eli Braden
I’ve always absolutely abhorred alliteration — Eli Braden (@EliBraden) May 16, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Blake Wexler
If my penis is made of matter, then why doesn’t it? — Blake Wexler (@BlakeWexler) May 15, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Myq Kaplan
does the M in “M. Night Shyamalan” stand for “Morning”? — Myq Kaplan (@myqkaplan) May 14, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Kevin Camia
Every song by the Killers sounds like they were thinking about a 4 minute fireworks finale — Kevin Camia (@kevincamia) May 8, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Jeff Wattenhofer
Is there any way I can make money off of having seen “Behind the Candelabra” two weeks before it officially airs? — Jeff Wattenhofer (@jwattenhofer) May 9, 2013
