Sweet Tweets: Emily Maya Mills
Applesauce. Hot dogs. Hot dogs are too salty. Applesauce. Death. — Emily Maya Mills (@emilymayamills) May 7, 2013
Have your cake and laugh your buns off!
Applesauce. Hot dogs. Hot dogs are too salty. Applesauce. Death. — Emily Maya Mills (@emilymayamills) May 7, 2013
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