SPOILER DEF CON 1!!! Were you cool with all the plot twists from the last episode of Game of Thrones? We were! The HBO series seems to have trapped our attentions like Ramsay Bolton in the hound prison ever since it starting going rogue. Creator of the GoT empire, George R.R. Martin, however, is fed up with the HBO A Song of Ice & Fire spoilers. Georgey is going full scorched earth mode, spoiling the rest of the series himself. Watch as the newsy cap sporting writer reveals the not so hidden truths about Brienne & Podrick‘s destiny, the true color of the Red Woman, Arya‘s others talents, Jaime Lannister‘s claw and the culinary appetites of The Hound. Is GRRM still not finished writing? We may meet the fate of many a Stark before this series is over, kids. Enjoy George R.R. Martin Spoils EVERYTHING!
This video stars Steve Zaragoza as George R.R. Martin and Maude Garrett as Martin’s better half. This sketch was written by Dave Schilling, produced by Grant Pardee and brought to you at the sketch comedy channel Nuclear Family.
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