Tasty News: Marc Maron is Bored
We were entertained by a most hysterical and slightly bitter Twitter exchange between our favorite comedians this weekend. Turns out, even the most popular podcaster gets bored sometimes. Marc Maron cast a wide Twitter net and went a bit nuts with the digs:
Hey. @brendonwalsh! I’m bored. You suck.
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
Hey, @daveanthony! I’m bored. It’s over for you. Look at yourself.
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
Hey, @michaelianblack! I’m bored. I bet your wife and kids have no idea who you really are inside.
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
Hey, @kumailn! I’m bored. Why don’t you tweet some more almost jokes.
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
Hey, @peteholmes. I’m bored. So, I guess you might want to be bored too.
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
And somehow it all turned into a comedian free for all ending in an ice cream party:
@marcmaron sorry Marc I’m working right now. Why don’t you watch your own show? It’s on IFC or some almost channel like that.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) June 9, 2013
@kumailn You mean the one where I play myself based on me? What’s your character’s name in the projects you are working on as an actor?
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
@marcmaron did you just insult @kumailn for being versatile?
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 9, 2013
@ronfunches @kumailn Sure. If that’s how you want to read it.
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
@marcmaron @kumailn itseemed like you insulted yourself but I’m sure you meant it to go the other way. Bad day? Wanna go to Scoops n talk?
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 9, 2013
@marcmaron @kumailnjust anti-bully bro. #riseabovehate #scoops? #pho?
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 9, 2013
@marcmaron @kumailn I do live in his ass when we play video games though. Way up in it.
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 9, 2013
@ronfunches @kumailn Dude. Relax, Gandhi. #BustingBalls
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
@marcmaron I like that you insult people and I invite you to lunch and I’m the one who needs to relax #highlandtheater? #theyork?
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 9, 2013
@ronfunches Too much love, Ron. Makes me squirmy. We can have lunch sometime.
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
@kumailn I know. I’m sure you are a great actor. It requires an emptiness.
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
@marcmaron no it just requires empathy.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) June 9, 2013
@kumailn I guess you’re just okay at it then.
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
@ronfunches @marcmaron @kumailn Can I drive us all to Scoops? Nothing tips beef like ice cream.
— Emily V Gordon (@thegynomite) June 9, 2013
@thegynomite @ronfunches @kumailn I can walk there!
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
@thegynomite @marcmaron @kumailn Scoops! Scoops! Scoops! Scoops!
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 9, 2013
@thegynomite @shelbyfero @marcmaron @kumailnI cant tell if this is real or fake anymore ? I really wanna lick a cone with you guys.
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 9, 2013
@thegynomite @shelbyfero @ronfunches @kumailn Are we really going?
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
@marcmaron @thegynomite @shelbyfero @kumailnI feel like my positivity really paid off here.
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 9, 2013
@ronfunches @thegynomite @shelbyfero @kumailn I might push your cone into your face.
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
@marcmaron @shelbyfero @thegynomite @ronfunches @kumailn You guys have my blessing to hit Scoops without me. THIS ONE TIME.
— Matt Braunger (@Braunger) June 9, 2013
@marcmaron @braunger @shelbyfero @thegynomite @ronfunches @kumailn Just get the fucking ice cream already
— daveanthony (@daveanthony) June 9, 2013
@shelbyfero @marcmaron @thegynomite @ronfunches @kumailn We get it. You’re ice cream friends. I’m fine just chewing a on pen cap by myself.
— Mike Burns (@pizzanachos69) June 9, 2013
And scene:
Okay, @pattonoswalt @daveanthony @michaelianblack @brendonwalsh @kumailn I’m not bored anymore. Love, Marc
— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 9, 2013
Mentions: Feature image by Dimitri Von Klein
