As part of New York Comedy Festival, IAN LOCKWOOD will present his Girlfriend Pageant TONIGHT at Union Hall. Will Brooklyn’s most unhinged beauty-pageant-comedy-show win the hearts of America on this election day? The beloved, recurring show features 15 all-star contestants competing to be the pop-star-comedian’s hetero girlfriend. There will be four rounds — Gown & Age, Talent, Verisimilitude, and Emotional Support — with any of these beautiful women being worthy of the coveted crown. The winner will reign for one year and receive a one year supply of hot dogs from Jonathan’s Crazy Hot Dogs*. Get them franks! Featured contestants will include:
- Abby Govindan
- Alex Phipps
- Annabel Meschke
- Ashley Everhart
- Chet Siegel
- Chloe Troast
- Esther Fallick
- Maggie Crane
- Marissa Moorhead
- Maya Sharma
- Milly Tamarez
- Sabina Meschke
- Sophie Zucker
- Vannessa Jackson
Also Starring:
- Beau Hart
- Eric Yates
- Evan Lazarus
- Michael Hartney
- Michael Terry
- Wilfredo Diaz
- Zach Schiffman
With Guest Judge Mike Hanford!
Let the battle begin!
Mentions: Doors 9:30pm, Show 10pm ET. Tickets $10 advance / $15 at the door GA (mixed seated / standing). 21+. Give Ian a FOLLOW. Feed the beast. *“One (1) year supply of hot dogs is defined as one thousand (1000) hot dogs and will be delivered in one shipment on January 1st, 2022. Buns not included.”