Tasty News: Win Two Tickets to see LISA LAMPANELLI at Club Nokia 3.14!

We are big proponents of the symbiotic relationship. Today we’d like to ask you to help us by helping yourself. Calling all super fans of the Queen of Mean, this is your chance to score two tickets to see the always hilarious LISA LAMPANELLI perform Saturday, March 14th at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. You know her as a regular on Howard Stern’s Sirius satellite radio show. She’s appeared on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” “Late Show with David Letterman,” “Chelsea Lately,” “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” and NBC’s “Celebrity Apprentice.” She’s become a legend ruling the Comedy Central and Friars Club roasts where she’s lambasted stars like Jeff Foxworthy, Pamela Anderson, David Hasselhoff, Betty White, Donald Trump and Flavor Flav, to name a few. And now you, yes YOU, can see her deliver those biting jokes during her Leaner Meaner Tour stop in LA.

All you have to do is LIKE our Facebook page and WRITE a funny blurb in the comments section of this Facebook post about why you wish to see the ultimate roast master do her thang. The TWO lucky people to make us laugh the hardest win. The deadline for the giveaway is one week from today, March 10th, at Midnight, Cinderella. We can’t wait to make TWO winners very happy.

Mentions: Be sure to include your FULL NAME when you write your plea in the Facebook comments section. The tickets are for the 9:30pm show March 14.