Video Licks: These ‘Secrets to Success’ Demand Your Unwavering Attention

Grant Pardee

Kids, you better lock those PC police in the closet because these Secrets to Success are not for the fainthearted. Grant Pardee (Vice, McSweeneys, Paste) just unveiled one of those grainy 90s informercials that promises a quick path to being a rich and powerful monster. Let’s hope it motivates only the most ruthless to seize what is rightfully theirs. Enjoy! (WARNING: Not safe for work, unless your bosses are already tyrants)

This video stars Matt Champagne and Susan Burke.

Mentions: Check out Grant Pardee’s video vault HERE.