Video Licks: There’s a Secret Behind The Stronghold of CANDER CORN
According to the Internet, the US produces 35 million pounds of candy corn annually which is about 9 billion pieces of the multi-colored soul stealers. What did you say? Well, some folks believe this unassuming sweet unleashes demonic entities that are turning us rotten to the core. OK fine, it’s even more sinister than that. […]
Video Licks: BILLY ON THE STREET Questions Why Emma Stone Isn’t On Instagram
When all hangs in the balance, count on Billy on the Street to make us laugh past all that ails us. In this episode, we find Billy confront the citizenry with “the bubble tea of humans” and award-winning actress Emma Stone. Did you know she’s not on Instagram? Also, when’s she entering the horror genre? […]
Video Licks: ‘The Time Zack Morris Sold Chemical Burns To His Classmates’
Remember when your role models said you’d only have zits during the teen years? LIES! It’s almost as bad as when Saved by The Bell’s Zack Morris pimped his face-destroying snake oil around school in hopes of being future Elon Musk. Miracle cures are never the answer, kids. Lucky for Kelly, that chemical burn was […]
Video Licks: The Future Can Be Yours with Masterclass ‘Chad Frigley Teaches Time Travel’
It seems there’s a Masterclass for everything these days. From acting to culinary delights, you are surely up to your nose hairs in online education. However, Chad Frigley (Brendan McCay) has just the class that will actually affect your future endeavors. Watch as the “amateur scientist and self-proclaimed time traveler” brings you his first ever […]
Video Licks: Cleanliness Is Next to Snottiness in this New WET DOG Video ft. Super Delicate
The glass ceiling is broken, the #metoo movement has enlightened the workplace, but why is everyone still going to work sick? Well, there’s that crappy healthcare business. Also, DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT wasting that precious sick time! It’s no surprise then that after Ted and Greg call one of those creepy topless maid services to […]
Video Licks: “The Reason Nobody Likes You” Is Not What You Might Think
Oh, the days of the graphing calculator (and crafting naughty images on one.) Ha!, but I wouldn’t know anything about that nonsense because I’m totally young and busy questioning the world around me. Kids, technology may have advanced, but unlikable people will be around forever, as well as poignant messages about our terror-filled cyber future. […]
Video Licks: Watch Part One of “Every Phone Call to Customer Service”
This video really hit home with me because just this week I had the whole soul-crushing customer service experience. There is not a person out there that hasn’t had to pick up that phone and be greeted by a barrage of probing, often befuddling questions from some exalted AI system. If I knew the password, […]
Video Licks: “The Perfect Date for Every Woman” This Valentine’s Day
So what’s your idea of the perfect date, ladies? A night on the town or something a little more chill? I think this musical number knows you better than you think. It’s time to spend some time indoors with your one true love. Enjoy The Perfect Date for Every Woman at Funny Or Die! The […]
Video Licks: “This Is Why Technology Killed Romance” ft. Gianmarco Soresi
It’s so easy to express a sentiment with modern technology these days. It used to be you either had to, eek, express your love in person; gasp, give the one you lust a ringy ding on the rotary phone; or, yawn, write on paper made of trees how you felt about that special someone. Imagine […]
Video Licks: Learn What It’s Like to Be A REAL CAT LADY in This Scoopsiez Sketch
As we give thanks for friends, family, and streaming services, it’s time we also mentioned the tailed, furry creatures that make our days just a little more sane. Peer into the life of A Real Cat Lady that takes her role as feline caretaker very seriously. Enjoy this Scoopsiez original! (WARNING: Those scoopers were meant […]
