@midnight once again unleashed their #HashtagWars upon the Internet at large. This time the challenge was to come up with the best #FailedBusinesses tweet. We compiled our favorites to share with you, our prized readers. Enjoy!
JD White Power and Associates #FailedBusinesses @midnight
— Bryan J Cook (@BryanCooking) November 7, 2013
Build-A-Ferret Workshop #FailedBusinesses @midnight
— Justin Willman (@Justin_Willman) November 7, 2013
Troll Foods @midnight #FailedBusinesses
— Michelle Stein (@VanillaWaif) November 7, 2013
Little Cesarean Pizza #FailedBusinesses
— Ben Kronberg (@benkronberg) November 7, 2013
Teabags & teabags. #failedbusinesses @midnight
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) November 7, 2013
Heavy Petco #FailedBusinesses @midnight
— Chris Hardwick (@nerdist) November 7, 2013
McDongLoads #FailedBusinesses @midnight
— Tom Sibley (@TheTomSibley) November 7, 2013
Jello Poutine Pops #FailedBusinesses
— George Chen (@georgethechen) November 7, 2013
Chris Christie for Nutrisystem #FailedBusinesses @midnight
— Howard Camerik (@HowardCamerik) November 7, 2013
Vladimir Putin's on The Ritz Dinner Theater #FailedBusinesses @midnight
— Natalie Eilatan (@natalie905) November 7, 2013
H&R Lovecraft Elder Tax Professionals #FailedBusinesses @midnight
— Wulf Schäferhund (@SlickWulf) November 7, 2013
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